Girls, do you realize the power of being a woman? A few strategically placed tears rolling gently down your cheeks, a soft hue of pink as u quietly but elegantly sob into a wad of tissue paper. It works wonders. It turns the tables on the guy completely. As soon as the tears roll out, instantly, he literally is, the bad guy.

Im not a fan of crying, but to get my way, wat's some water?

Guys might think its evil. No, its perfectly legit. Its the power of being a woman. And knowing how to use it.