So was shoppiN yesterday and in FCUK i see this shirt:

Snow is like having sex - you never know how many inches you're gonna to get and how long its gonna last.

And immediately im like Awwww 8 inches, bitches!!!! *can see someone waving a banana now.. or Andrew and his chopsticks!!) aww my cornell kids~

BUUUUUUT ive got my kids from home too~

Love my BEEBOO, BARBiiEEEE(CUBE - not cute anymore! ;p), FaRtz is HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE, my lot of spasticass ToOtiEs(even though my KXcabbagetutU refusEs to get ITS ass back from Funan or whereever the hell IT is..heh..) OMG i looove my Seng and Slow - Seng's first shot at ChinaBlack:

Slow: Do u need me to catch you when u fall back?
Seng: Yes please
All: 1, 2, 3...
Me: So Seng, how's your first shot?
*Seng walks over to the dustbin and spits something into it*
Seng: THE LEMON VERY SEEDY LAH

OMG - i loooove my pinky! heh

my RJ kidSss - bloody Chan MIN MIN get ur ass baaack PRONTO!!

BOOTCAMP MAHJONG!!!! THAT'S SIR, YES, SIR, TO YOU, RECRUIT APPLE!!! heh Recruit ApplE, recruit BlueBerry, recruit BANANA - you're all going dowwwwn!! HEH

Josh and Turtielooooooooooooooo(U'VE BECOME A METRO!) the Chuckchucks are back this time with a lil more huck too~

Jude throws PHAT PARTIES! Some things never change.
Cornbeef and DanthemaaaaaaaaaID(heehee) are still MADE IN MANHATTEN - ahahaha

Sean and Jem. Ma' boys. 'Nuff said.


Scared to see a certain someone in case stuff happens again and he knows what i mean coz he's a crafty fella that one.. sweet as hell but crafty as a mo!

Slow's bdayy today - we're gonnA piMp it upppp, yo!

yEah just havent blogged in a while --> apparently im "pissing people off" because they come and see the same blog again and again.. AWWW TOO DAMN BAD, YO! JK lol

Sooo in the midst of finals - which is ridic because as usual i havent been studying along the way so iv massive amounts of crap to do. But seriously even studying is made fun - in some reaaaally screwed up wayyy - here!

Dinner with the boys, as usual, was a horrendous affair!! We came up with Porn names for everyone! Well actually it all started with Han..

Han is seriously RIDICULOUS!!! Seriously JUST LOOKING AT HIM sends us into fits of laughter and the way he speaks .. Ok so the night before we were all talking about random music and he was like "Ever-Loving" and Sume, Amber and i were like WHAT? Who's that? And we were like sooo confused and HAn was like She's a Singer and sooooo props to me because i shouted "AVRIL LAVENE"(however u spell it) and we laughed and laughed for 1/2 hour straight, i swear! My tummy hurt soooo much after that.

So tonight at dinner, i was telling the guys about "Ever Loving" and we got into the topic - ok maybe it was me - about energizer batteries and then Rish was like Duracell bunny - and all through the night and then Andrew decided that was Han's middle name which morphed into his signiture porn name - LOL. Soooo Rishi is THONG AND GLASSES (Bloody hilarious! because someone commented abt how he was tall with glasses like waaay back and he was like what happened to tall dark and handsome?) so he was supposed to be "tall and glasses" but Brian was like What? THONG and glasses?! And it totally fit! And Brian and his nuts - TOUCHYYYNUTS!!! - whereupon we delved into this entire conversation about Brian and his "nuts" - he has 2 nuts hanging from his lamp over his desk and i started this whole thing abt Brian and his nuts because the first time i saw them hanging there i sorta was like inspecting them and went dude, what are these? and he shouted MY NUTS!! and of course i screamed EEWWW I TOUCHED YOUR NUTSSSS and Andrew and Han walked in and Rish was alrdy in the room so that was baaad - lol so back to it we went on and on about Brian's nuts...haha

Andrew: Dont forget your nuts when you go back
Me: HAhaha when u get back home u'll be like oops, i left my nuts in college!
Brian: CAn u imagine i'll be on the plane halfway back and suddenly i go TURN BACK TURN BACK I LEFT MY NUTS BEHINDDDDD
Han is just sitting there laughing and Rishi is shaking his head

Yeah so then they kept trying to gimme a porn name but i was like GIRLS SHOULDNT HAVE PORN NAMES!! And they came out with reeeally sick ones which shall not be posted due to the explicit nature..LOL just kidding!

Andrew: FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Me: Whaa...? ALways good on the inside!
so now apparently im Fortune Cookie.. lol

And Andrew plays ultimate frisbee so we were like something to do with a frisbee?

Me: Quick as lightning?
Brian: In and out?!
Me: Nooo you don't want to be fasssst!!
Andrew: Ever-loving... all through the night! hahaha..
Brian: Catch Me If You Can!
LOL

So Andrew's catch me if you can

And back to B's nuts.. Andrew was like Woah you can sooo use Rish's pickup line he was trying to give Alicia..we all start laughing like mad again and B's so confused because he wasnt there that time and Andrew goes "Go up to a woman and go "Hey, ive lost my nuts, can i have yours?" heeheehee coz Rish was like "Heyy, i lost my virginity can i have yours?" THAT WAS SO FUNNY BUT SOOO BAAAD!

ANyway, another insane dinner - seriously our meals last like 2 hours - which is goood since my meals at home last that long tooo.. hehee

Got back at 3ish am and its like 5ish am now so im gonna sleeeeeeep. Just thought i'd blog.

Random fact at 3.45 a.m. the morning of my finals which im screwed for - Was at RPCC the whole of today with the kids trying to study but we kept having to throw ourselves out of the quiet room because all it take is someone to do something and the lot of us will burst out laughing uncontrollably. Trying to study more like. Tummy aches from all the laughing - its sup to be a quiet room but laughter builds on laughter and the more we suppress, the worse it gets, we all look down, sniggering, trying not to look one another in the eye..inadvertably someone will snort and the lot of us will lose it totally and have to make a beeline for the door, cracking up for 10 minutes before calming down and traipsing back in. The rest of the people must hate us! LOL

Mark just left my room and i'm sup to be burning the midnight oil.. so back to the random fact - Sume asked me when we were at the mall (instead of studying, yes Jem, i know i know...grrr) exactly how many pairs of jeans have i bought since ive gotten here. Plus the one i just purchased, i gave her a ball park fig of over 10 i gather - heh i have 22 pairs of blue jeans since ive gotten here. Niiiice! i love American jeans! they have petite flairs! i mean its ridic tt coming from an asian country we dont have petite and that the jeans actually fit me better here... they have like petite flares - i mean how much better does that get?! Yea so random fact right there. haha

Be back to Singspore soon. But for now, better study! Drinking Red Bull - Jen's method of keeping awake. Better work! Else im truly and absolutely fucked to the high heavens anddd pleaasssee Jem dont say i told u so! ;p

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