Sean, u poop, who is "the diamond"?! Stop being so bloody secretive!

Anyway, in line with Sean's dedication to his 'diamond (in the rough)', this post is ESPECIALLY dedicated to my Left-Eye. In a huff and a puff, my Left-Eye demanded a dedication to herself! What an absolutely irresolute Left-Eye! But my Left-Eye served me well; ahh, my dearest Left-Eye..who got demoted from Left-hand-and-eye-Coordination to merely Left-Eye. Though my LEft-Eye didnt know directions and stood on my right, henceforth making my right eye technically become my left-most eye, and Left-Eye forcing herself into the rightful place of the right-eye, my Left-Eye definitely kept me from banging into various obstacles(such as fire breathing dragons and knife-weilding dwarfs of course), getting off on wrong floors, falling over people in cinemas(oh wait, i actually did do that) and keeping me entertained with SHOPPING!

Sadly, my new INTELLECTUAL SPECS(heh heh u know those plastic rimmed ones tt make u look darn intellectual-looking) have forced my Left-Eye into early retirement, but i'll never forget the times my Left-Eye and i shared, turning 90, 180, 270 and 360 degrees(*gasp, alicia u can multiply?!), in ways no other LEft-Eye could. *Sigh* But there always comes a time when one has to say goodbye to one's Left-Eye and mine is now. So, farewell Left-Eye, fun times indeed, did we have.

And apparently im supposed to bring my Left-eye to the Tiffany and Co's friday do and ask for an extra chair for my Left-Eye to rest her lovely big eye-ball on. Till then, Left Eye, till then!