Im so absolutely and thoroughly bimbotically pleased.

Purchased a full set of curling and straightening tongs just now. The only good thing that came out of my hot date with the infamous F****(hey! no bad words on this site). IT brought me cherry shopping. Interesting. Very interesting. Weird. But interesting. Anyway, back to my set of tongs! Its bloody amazing. Ive now got a tongie-thingie for every occasion forseeable! Tight curls, soft curls, bouncy curls, large curls, small curls, ringlets, rounded curls, partial curls, crimps, partial crimps and dead straight hair are all now within easy reach! Why hadnt i discovered this wonderful asset to womanhood earlier?!

But now i realize why women take 4 hrs to get ready for dates. Well, important dates anyway. Bloody fun though! Oh, its such a gleeful, gleeful, gleeful time, its almost indescribable. Just think now i have the power of hair styling in my very own room! Such easy access! No body tell my hair stylist though. She'd probably kill me. Come to think of it, for years, she's the one who's been telling me not to get my own straightening tongs; bloody.

And for years ive been watching in amazement as women all over the world (well, i saw it in the Bachelor) manage to change from curls to straight hair all by themselves! Such a state of deliriousness i am in now. I give it by friday for the magic to have worn out and my newest possession of hair equipment joining that lonesome pile, where all previous fancy gadgets that had once held a very special place in my heart, now lie, at the bottom of my 3rd closet. Yes, the one on the far right.