I hate you,
You love me,
We're as happy as can be..
With a great big bang
and a shot from the cannon,
No more pur-ple dino-sauuuurrr!

Since the computor's on and i got ready a tad bit too early, there's time for a little rant! My, my, aren't you lucky? Yes, you are! Yeees, youuu arrrre! Anyway, was drying my hair when i saw Barney on the telly and i thought to myself, "Wouldnt it just SUCK to be Barney?" I mean..

1) he's purple
2) he's fat
3) he's extinct
4) he's ugly
5) he has extremely short arms - u know i just noticed how short his arms are..they are so short i cant think of anything else to say about how absolutely ridiculously ludicrously stunted his arms are..they're practically stubs! Who has such undersized arms?! Who? who? who?!!
6) he's weird - he's a singing dino, a crooning purple dino, a serenading fat purple dino for pete's sake
7) he's insane - can you the glint of insanity in his eyes? the glazed over, cloth & synthetisized eyes?! If you could get all of insanity in the entire world, compress it and bottle it, tt wld be BARNEY.
8) he has to be operated by some dude before he can be all of the above.

Which brings me to my next point : It must really suck to be the dude who has to play Barney. It must really stink in there.

Well, toodeloo, remember, we all love me. World peace starts with love. Love, sweet love. Loving me, that is.