Seemingly Pointless Conversations...
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Having a conversation in class..
Me: Yeah i think she thinks i dont study or whatever
Guy: Im beginning to think you dont!!
Me: You know me like 5 mins!
Guy: You exude slacker-dom..
Me: Gee, thanks.
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Me: i slept through golf..
Katie: what?! Again?
Me: Yeah forgot to wake up
Katie: Lesson learnt..don't sleep if you've got class!
Me: yeah.. damn..me...
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Andrew: Hey
Me: yo
Andrew: Wassup?
Me: i slept through golf again, dude
Andrew: doh!
Andrew: you can't fail a PE class!!
Me: haha watch me! im well on my way apparently.. bah!
Andrew: lol
Andrew: shame! :p
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Me:
are those garbage bags?
Ludan: yeah
Me: why r u carrying garbage bags ard?
Ludan: went to take out my trash on the way here
Me: Seriously, they PROVIDE trash bags?!
Ludan: have u ever taken out your trash?
Me: Uhhh yeeaahh!
Ludan: haha i mean when u go to the trash room, there are bags in a small garbage can
Me: woah! and ive been using all these really small ones
me: yeah i take out my trash A LOT.
Ludan: (must be thinking, what a moron!)
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- In Brian and Rishi's room trying to throw the little spongy thing into the basketball basket -
Rishi: You psychomotor moron!!
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During class...
Meg: i need to talk to you
Me: what's new?
Meg: - mouths something about dinner -
After class...
Me: come on! why are u so tardy?! hurry it up! *she takes forever to pack up*
Meg: ME?! Tardy?! Coming from someone who always walks into class at least 5 minutes late!
Me: I call that reluctance to get to class
Meg: You're late even when we meet at 5 in the afternoon!
Me: Inertia to arrive, great happiness to leave class!
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Siu Mey: so do u like shop at old navy? i just need to pop in and look at smthg
Me: Nah, dude, old navy isn't really my thing...
3 hrs later...
Me: im applying for an old navy card!
Man at counter: Sorry ur application has been rejected.
Siu Mey and Me: We've been rejected!!
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At a frat party...
Me: Dude! Tt's ROTC guy..
Jen: Where?
Me: the Asian one next to the table
Jen: with the cap?
(i look over and the guy w the cap is white)
Me: The asian!
Jen: Red shirt?
(look over again, caucasion)
Me: PSst psst the asiaan,maan..
Jen: black pants?
Me: Girl, you're white! you should know what Asians look like!
Jen: Where?!
(looks again, the only asian guy standing next to the table)
Me: WTF!! ROTC BOY IS ASIAN!!
(turns around...he's right behind me)
ROTC boy: Hi...
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Steph: Mo-fo!
Jen: Bitch!
Me: Fucktard!
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Boy: Describe yourself in 3 adjectives
Me: Hot, Hot, Hot!
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Kevin: Shouldn't you be in class right now?
Me: Was too lazy to get ready today. Shouldn't you?
Kevin: Lunch?
Me: i'll be ready in 5
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Kevin: Whatcha skip today?
Me: Econ... you?
Kevin: I've no idea..
Me: Good work
Kev: We're such bums
Me: Speak for yourself, asshole
Kev: Lunch?
Me: Let's go
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Rishi: Go and study for your prelim and stop looking at boys!
Me: Stupid boy..
Rishi: What's that?
Me: Yes, Ma'am!
Rishi: that's MUMMY to you!
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Adam: What do you do when the blue cow comes out to play?
Me: you are the weirdest fella, dude!
Ben: Get blueberry milk?
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Adam: You're cute!
Me: I know.
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Adam: I've got something for you..
Me: Gimme gimme..
= takes a long time =
Me: Dude! Hurry it up!!
Adam: (must be wondering what the hell he got himself into)
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Adam: Let's go
Me: Where?
Adam: Do you always ask so many questions?
Me: What's that supposed to mean? How do i? When do i? Really?
Adam: Exactly.
