Sooo in the midst of finals - which is ridic because as usual i havent been studying along the way so iv massive amounts of crap to do. But seriously even studying is made fun - in some reaaaally screwed up wayyy - here!
Dinner with the boys, as usual, was a horrendous affair!! We came up with Porn names for everyone! Well actually it all started with Han..
Han is seriously RIDICULOUS!!! Seriously JUST LOOKING AT HIM sends us into fits of laughter and the way he speaks .. Ok so the night before we were all talking about random music and he was like "Ever-Loving" and Sume, Amber and i were like WHAT? Who's that? And we were like sooo confused and HAn was like She's a Singer and sooooo props to me because i shouted "AVRIL LAVENE"(however u spell it) and we laughed and laughed for 1/2 hour straight, i swear! My tummy hurt soooo much after that.
So tonight at dinner, i was telling the guys about "Ever Loving" and we got into the topic - ok maybe it was me - about energizer batteries and then Rish was like Duracell bunny - and all through the night and then Andrew decided that was Han's middle name which morphed into his signiture porn name - LOL. Soooo Rishi is THONG AND GLASSES (Bloody hilarious! because someone commented abt how he was tall with glasses like waaay back and he was like what happened to tall dark and handsome?) so he was supposed to be "tall and glasses" but Brian was like What? THONG and glasses?! And it totally fit! And Brian and his nuts - TOUCHYYYNUTS!!! - whereupon we delved into this entire conversation about Brian and his "nuts" - he has 2 nuts hanging from his lamp over his desk and i started this whole thing abt Brian and his nuts because the first time i saw them hanging there i sorta was like inspecting them and went dude, what are these? and he shouted MY NUTS!! and of course i screamed EEWWW I TOUCHED YOUR NUTSSSS and Andrew and Han walked in and Rish was alrdy in the room so that was baaad - lol so back to it we went on and on about Brian's nuts...haha
Andrew: Dont forget your nuts when you go back
Me: HAhaha when u get back home u'll be like oops, i left my nuts in college!
Brian: CAn u imagine i'll be on the plane halfway back and suddenly i go TURN BACK TURN BACK I LEFT MY NUTS BEHINDDDDD
Han is just sitting there laughing and Rishi is shaking his head
Yeah so then they kept trying to gimme a porn name but i was like GIRLS SHOULDNT HAVE PORN NAMES!! And they came out with reeeally sick ones which shall not be posted due to the explicit nature..LOL just kidding!
Andrew: FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!
Me: Whaa...? ALways good on the inside!
so now apparently im Fortune Cookie.. lol
And Andrew plays ultimate frisbee so we were like something to do with a frisbee?
Me: Quick as lightning?
Brian: In and out?!
Me: Nooo you don't want to be fasssst!!
Andrew: Ever-loving... all through the night! hahaha..
Brian: Catch Me If You Can!
LOL
So Andrew's catch me if you can
And back to B's nuts.. Andrew was like Woah you can sooo use Rish's pickup line he was trying to give Alicia..we all start laughing like mad again and B's so confused because he wasnt there that time and Andrew goes "Go up to a woman and go "Hey, ive lost my nuts, can i have yours?" heeheehee coz Rish was like "Heyy, i lost my virginity can i have yours?" THAT WAS SO FUNNY BUT SOOO BAAAD!
ANyway, another insane dinner - seriously our meals last like 2 hours - which is goood since my meals at home last that long tooo.. hehee
Got back at 3ish am and its like 5ish am now so im gonna sleeeeeeep. Just thought i'd blog.
