FATHERS' DAY

Exceedingly proud of myself coz i made my dad a Father's Day card..YES, made it! All by myself..!! At 20 years of age, i decided, what's cooler than a super personalized card? And what better way to express myself than with the most childish "back to basics card" ever..

The front...


The inside...


And the back...


The 2nd page has a personalized message box for my bro and i(see i'm so nice i included him in, although to be fair, he did get the present - we're giving my dad a tennis outfit) So when i passed my bro the card, he jumped up and down, laughin his head off exclaiming, "this is the most ridiculous thing ever!" Ah, yes, i am so proud of myself!

You people can stop sniggering now, i would say in my defense, its meant to look childish!!

ABOUT LAYERS

One Layer showed me another layer today - his poetic side. I almost had hyernia slash a heart attack as he whipped out this piece of neatly folded paper and read to me these 4 lines:

If you think roses are red,
and violents are blue,
you obviously havent met
anyone as perception-alteringly awesome as you.

I suddenly had this tingly sensation from my heart to the tip of my fourth left finger. And couldnt move. Then i started shaking. Shaking so hard. Shaking so hard with laughter. Then i made him swear he'd never attempt another poem writing endeavour again.

DRIVING

Had my 2nd driving lesson today, where i also almost had hyernia.

So i am cruisin' along, steady as hell(lol), when another of my instructer's student calls up, trying to make an appointment. Now, my instructer(this absolutely hil-ar-i-ous Chinese speaking guy) is trying to talk to this other guy, flip through his appointment book and keep us on the road/alive simultaneously. At last, he cannot take it anymore and shouts excitedly into the cell mouthpiece(in a flurry of Chinese of course):"I'LL CALL YOU BACK! I'LL CALL YOU BACK!! I'M WITH A NEW DRIVER..NEW DRIVER.. IF I DONT GET BACK TO HER, WE'LL END UP IN THE CANAL("long ko") and then DRINK WATER("he shuai")" and with that, he clicked off the cell and i laughed hysterically til i almost did run us off the road. Driving is damn fun. I'm horribly upset that i can't get my license in Singapore coz i waaaant to drrrriiiiveeeeeeee all over the damn place. Stupid beaucracy! Stupid inefficiency of the Bukit Batok Driving Center. Bah!!

RANDOM THOUGHTS

I seem to have misplaced my spectacles!! After taking off my contacts, i blindly groped around my usual spots and the ones the maid usually puts them but alas, to no fruition! I have on my "backup pair" now, which are those super roundish ones that i used in secondary school that made me look like Harry Potter. Yikes.

I just realized that i told someone that i wanted to watch Batman Returns when i meant Batman Begins. Lol and he was either nice enough or dumb enough not to correct me. As i am almost never wrong, one should always jump at the chance to correct me should i ever be slightly off the mark.

I really should start sleeping at a more appropriate time every night.