Decided to skip the Sentosa part of the program today and met up with "Ball of Mis-shapened Dough" and "the Toothpick Beng". Absolutely hilarious sidesplittin' conversations. Thanks, guys! And nonstop eating... TMD..

HK p2 and p3 are comin before p1. Why? ITS MY BLOG WHAT.

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HONGKONG PART 2 - THE BAD

Stayin' in a room with Fartzy was strangely disappointing. 1st of all, we got TWO SEPERATE BEDS. Strike 1. 2ndly, she'd go to sleep SUPER EARLY, so by the time i got all clean and fresh and finished talkin' on the cell, she'd be snorin'. Strike 2. And of course she reminded me of a illegal PRC. SUPER STRIKE 3.

Lucky for me, next door there was ONE HOT PIECE OF ASS..!!

One fateful night..


i could take it no longer..


after waiting for Fartz to be snoringly asleep,


i looked left


and i looked right


before creepin' stealthily from 603 to 604


HURHURHUR


PRIVACY PLEASE


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DENDENDEN...!!


HURHURHUR - "Xiao nu hai, ni shou le mei you?"






the mornin' after, in the cold harsh mornin' light..


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DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, that was F-ING AWESOME!




HONGKONG PART 3 - UNLEASHED

Of course after that night, a whole whirlwind of wanting some ass got unleashed...

Please sir, may i lean in for a kiss?


Hua going in for the kill..


Beeboo makin' a runnin' jump on poor Andy Lau


hurhurhur


Me and my men


That feels good


Mr. Gib


Ohh yeaaahhh .. buns of steel, tt's what im talkin' bout..!


Pucker up, Mr. Pitt


Miss tan and Mr. Pitt


Weizhi... tsktsk...


Hua wanted a piece of this...



Sorry beebs..


one for each of us, no fightin' needed