Talk about a totally failed clubbing trip. I dont see how it could have flopped more. Yeah, but the alternative was way more fun.

We were all dressed for clubbing. Really. We looked HOT. Really. Then we got into the car and couldn't make up our minds where in heck to go. So Jeremy had to drive super slowlyy while we deliberated. China Black? Club momo? Zouk? and so we went on in circles like that, all refusin to make a decision. So upon Weizhi's brilliant advice, Jeremy went to fill gas while the 3 of us continued to be happily indecisive together. At last, we decided in unison that we'd go to Club Ali - which incidentally is hotter than club med.- i.e. since Ali still has a shitload of alcohol at her place, we'd go drink by the pool. And off we were to the supermarket to get plastic cups and perhaps chasers! "Take your time," the 'driver' said. 'No problem," we assured him, "we definitely will!" And after runnin around the supermarket at holland village, we decided TA-DA! we were goin to our favorite indian place to eat supper first! I decided my tummy could take one for the team..hurhurhur

After which we girls were dropped back at my place and hung around the pool for a bit. Weizhi by this time, was bloody dozin off already, though the 'talk with the psycharitrist' was very entertaining. What better than alcohol to wake a person up? heh So we headed off to get the supplies...but as soon as we hit my room, someone apparently hit somewhere else...


in a very undignified manner, might i add!

Deciding we'd not make it back down to the pool, we changed..

and the worst thing is... beeboo wasnt even tryin to sleep here..


... she was tryin to button the shirt!

Leavin the unsightly girl on the floor, (yes, everytime she collapses in the same pose on the same part of my room!!!) beebs and i skipped off to make MILO DINOSAUR...RAAAAAHHHHH!!

Ali bein the good hostess makin the dinos..


in the cups beeb calls BLOODY HUGE


But alas, after a lot of braggin and horn-blowin, it was A BLOODY DISASTER because i couldnt taste it so it was SUPER DUPER concentrated - beebs u said u like yours concentrated ok!!

After a lot of namecallin and hand and mouth swatting, Beebs finally allowed to try the milo disaster..i mean dinosaur..heh


So we ended up makin a bloody mess because we kept tryin to rectify hers and diluted too much then added too much until we almost died of milo overload...


Thinkin back, i feel kinda cheated because i had to take her bloody disaster and she got the one that was for myself which was AWESOME!! Grrrr Even had to pretend that hers tasted "DAMN NICE WHAAAATT!!"

So after OD-ing on milo, you'd think that'd stop me. Oh nooo.. i went on to boast about my noodle making skills. The last time the whole lot of toots came to stayover after clubbin, i made noodles for them too, so i was pretty confident. A little less confident than the milo dinosaur, but confident nonetheless!

Went back to the room to see that the disgustin weizhi - and by disgusting i mean unbathed - was now at the foot of my bed. In a swift motion, which apparently almost killed dear beebs, for some reason she thought it was damn funny, i pulled weizhi by her legs and off we were headed back to the kitchen. Of course once there, the aircon was duly turned on and the instant noodle collection was proudly shown off, thereby markin the openin/re-openin of Ali's Restaurant. Beeboo was also very amused by my proud declarations of my noodle collection.

Have faith, i told her. I promise my noodle makin skills are better than my milo makin skills.

After makin their selection, the chef - who decided she was a French chef, much to the amusement/dismay of the patrons who had requested for asian noodles - set to work, while the damn patrons slept on...


Duno what in heck... beebs tryin to take a pic of me doing my heavy cookin, but i think i was damn happy the nothin exploded


Suddenly those asses perked up and the super duper nicely made best ever noodles were devoured..."Actually pretty darn good" they said, and then just was i was hoppin and jumpin about it ONLY bein pretty good, THE INGRATES started discussin the wonders of havin a microwave.. how "Just put in then can already.." JUST PUT IN THEN CAN ALREADY?!!?!?!?!? TMD you know HOW DIFFICULT it is?! Do'ya know HOW MUCH SKILL IS NEEDED?!!?!?!? Hmphhhh!!!!

Anyway, the rest of the night/mornin was damn interesting coz beeboo and i were talkin about stuff until we couldnt move our eyes, mouths and bodies.

And the next day, when we woke up, at around 2pm THEY DEMANDED EGGS!!! ON TOAST! The audacity. Of course i offered, but me never ever havin cooked eggs before bravely decided i would once again endeavour to make poached eggs without the help of the maid. HA. AND THEY DARED EAT THE TOAST WITHOUT WAITING FOR MY EGGS!!

Ali's Pastori has been closed indefinitely due to unreasonable customers! Thank you, please come again. GET OUT!!!!